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I had a lunchtime pint in here and unfortunately nothing out of the ordinary happened. Very disappointing. Just lots of chaps enjoying a pint or three and cheese rolls. It is what it is and if nothing else it is busy. So much for reading review sites.
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Under new management. Now serving real ales, including Kentish ales sourced from within 30 mile radius of pub.
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I recently walked past this pub and thought i would look throught the window first before i went in. you would not belive what i saw!! Some right ugly fella with a head like a skip was naked on the pool table with what looked like a dead chicken as a c*ck! he was shouting and some girl called "new inn debbie" to suck it. I later found out he was the landlord..
I decided to carry on walking and the guys head must have got to heavy and he fell off the pool table and out the window...
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Well what can I say about this place. A mixture of good, bad and ugly.
Good is some bird called dirty debbie tried it on with me.
Bad is the clients in the like lager lout.
Ugly is the lanlord who stripped off in the pub and was bald, old, had wonky legs, bent c*ck, massive head, wonky mouth, dirty and looked like bevus and butt head.
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I visited this pub recently and was shocked by what I saw!
The landlord called Phillip was at the bar not behind it drinking tequilla rose shots as if it was water. Next he was up on the stage singing pretending to be amy winehouse! Except she is better looking!
The whole place was going mad while this guy was swinging his oversized meatball head around on stage. At one stage people put unbrellas up as they were getting covered in spit.
The landord is way to old to be running this pub and and should let his younger better looking wife run it.
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When you go into the pub wear a wet suit because the land lord covers you in spit. When i ordered a drink i didnt know if the landlord was talking to me or the fella at the other end of the bar because his mouth doesnt look right.
I was trying to watch the football but the tv in there is green so i would go somewhere else for that. The landlord has a really bad stutter also and seems to loose it a bit, thats why he is going bald and looks about 90 i think.
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Recently visited this pub for the first time as i heard it was under new managment. I met the land lady very nice massive t*ts. Some guy in there was calling her soapy? Unfortunately found out she was married though. Not sure about her husband though some old guy with a big head, funny legs who kept talking to me out the side of his mouth that was covered in greasy chicken. I think he was called phill? Would go back if the lovely Louise was there and Phill was away!
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I went to this pub and thought i was in squat with a bunch of junkies! Places stunk of p*ss and everyone was on smack.
The New landlord has a massive head and kept spitting everywhere! People kept calling him wonkey for some reason and all he said was "you c*nt"
I would never go back and have since been to hospital for a check up for any diseases!!
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Wouldn't drink in this pub again even if it was the last pub on earth, recently taken over by new managerment but still a dive of a place full of chavs and chavs wannnabe's
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I've visited this establishment previously. I soon realised the mistake I'd made after some drunken tattoed yob started staring over at my friend and I. He then proceeded with the dreaded words: "What are you lookin' at ?".
I didn't reply, and merely downed the little of the pint left in my glass and immediately left.
If you're wanting to visit here, have family and children - make sure you've plenty of life insurace before doing so.
Beer is awful, crowd even worse.
Don't listen to 'DJMATTNEAVE' - he might well be the tatooed man I encountered.
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OI! DJ DAVE NICE
IT"S ABOUT BEER!!
anonymous - 25 Sep 2007 15:49 |
Only been here once when the Rifleman was closed. shan't be going back, it's all true!
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Frightening, truly frighening. My advice is to stay away if you value your physical well-being.
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The New Inn?? Mor like The Zoo Inn, this place is full of animals. You will need to be wearing a bullet proof jacket before you enter this place, personally i wouldn't bother - it the sevenoaks chavs hangout!
anonymous - 30 Nov 2004 14:48 |
Cold lager, live sport, loud music. Expect a threatening silence and turned heads on your first visit.
Simon - 9 Jul 2004 13:04 |
