The New Inn, Sevenoaks

I recently walked past this pub and thought i would look throught the window first before i went in. you would not belive what i saw!! Some right ugly fella with a head like a skip was naked on the pool table with what looked like a dead chicken as a c*ck! he was shouting and some girl called "new inn debbie" to suck it. I later found out he was the landlord..

I decided to carry on walking and the guys head must have got to heavy and he fell off the pool table and out the window...

3 Jul 2009 15:35

The New Inn, Sevenoaks

When you go into the pub wear a wet suit because the land lord covers you in spit. When i ordered a drink i didnt know if the landlord was talking to me or the fella at the other end of the bar because his mouth doesnt look right.

I was trying to watch the football but the tv in there is green so i would go somewhere else for that. The landlord has a really bad stutter also and seems to loose it a bit, thats why he is going bald and looks about 90 i think.

3 Jul 2009 13:35

The New Inn, Sevenoaks

I went to this pub and thought i was in squat with a bunch of junkies! Places stunk of p*ss and everyone was on smack.

The New landlord has a massive head and kept spitting everywhere! People kept calling him wonkey for some reason and all he said was "you c*nt"

I would never go back and have since been to hospital for a check up for any diseases!!

3 Jul 2009 10:40