The New Inn, Sevenoaks

Well what can I say about this place. A mixture of good, bad and ugly.

Good is some bird called dirty debbie tried it on with me.

Bad is the clients in the like lager lout.

Ugly is the lanlord who stripped off in the pub and was bald, old, had wonky legs, bent c*ck, massive head, wonky mouth, dirty and looked like bevus and butt head.

3 Jul 2009 14:59

The New Inn, Sevenoaks

I visited this pub recently and was shocked by what I saw!

The landlord called Phillip was at the bar not behind it drinking tequilla rose shots as if it was water. Next he was up on the stage singing pretending to be amy winehouse! Except she is better looking!

The whole place was going mad while this guy was swinging his oversized meatball head around on stage. At one stage people put unbrellas up as they were getting covered in spit.

The landord is way to old to be running this pub and and should let his younger better looking wife run it.

3 Jul 2009 14:22

The New Inn, Sevenoaks

Recently visited this pub for the first time as i heard it was under new managment. I met the land lady very nice massive t*ts. Some guy in there was calling her soapy? Unfortunately found out she was married though. Not sure about her husband though some old guy with a big head, funny legs who kept talking to me out the side of his mouth that was covered in greasy chicken. I think he was called phill? Would go back if the lovely Louise was there and Phill was away!

3 Jul 2009 11:13