The Copper Horse, Windsor

A dull dismal dive with sky high prices, definitely worth a miss.

The landlord's son has delusions about being James Bond and thinks he's a hired assassin. You can spot him by his Alice band and scruffy matted hair. A foriegn sounding barmaid has the same problem, except she's got more ironmongery in and on her face and hands.
If you like to be greeted by a grunt, definitely the place to go. The language in the bar is appalling, prices are way over the top, you can buy beer almost a �1 cheaper in the centre of Town.

Camra members should give this one a wide berth. The 'real ale' comes from the beginners guide to chemistry.

1 Nov 2008 10:00