Kiss Me Hardy, Colliers Wood - pub details
Address: Unit 5, Priory Retail Park, 131 High St, Colliers Wood, London, SW19 2PP [map] [gmap]
Tel: 0871 951 1000 (ref 7225) - calls cost 10p per minute plus network extras
Colliers Wood (0.1 miles), South Wimbledon (0.6 miles)
Tooting (0.8 miles), Haydons Road (0.8 miles), Wimbledon (1.3 miles)
Pub facilities/features:
- Quiz night
- Food served, Real ale
- Children allowed
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> Current user rating: 4.0/10 (rated by 21 users)
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user reviews of Kiss Me Hardy, Colliers Wood
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| Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans. Been back here and holy Mary what a place. So having had to take an "enforced" break (the ba$tards) from my favourite filthy little rumpy pumpy humping house, I thought I'd head back to hardys to see if this place is rammed to the rafters of top grade snatch. Oh lovely boyo, I couldn't be further wrong. One word sums this place up. Can't think of the word though as I have Alzheimer's. Although I do know I need a shit. Really, this place should be cast down with the sodomites. There are more genetic mutants drinking in here that at your local nazi-sympathisers genetic human testing lab (otherwise known as The Victory back some years ago). There's all sorts of genetic mutants. Some very oddly shaped women in their filthy pink leggings and jogging bottoms. People shuffling around like their legs are controlled by dark underground forces. More tourettes than the big brother house on LSD. More autistics than the annual rainman convention. More bad tattoos than millwall. And the attitude and language. I got told to f*ckoff off and stop asking stupid questions (and that's just by the barmaid when I said could I have two pints of lager). This is a dark rat infested cess pit of hell that the devil and his dark forces would be proud to drink in. May the good lord do something to sort this sorry, sorry state of affairs out. I hope they let me back in the royale standarde soon. I did apologise for whopping out the trouser bishop. Amen Rev Chris P Bacon PS all that said, its a good place to pull if you can put up with the stench reverendchris - 20 Nov 2013 19:00 |
| Ordered COD fish & chips. Fish was a drab grey and was not cod and was tasteless. Told that is how it is, AVOID. Barra - 20 Sep 2013 17:09 |
| big pub, not a place for a cosy meal for two. However, with two children in tow, thought it wasnt too bad. Foood was more than adequte & I found the service from the bar staff better than a lot of pubs I've been to. I found it clean & tidy, nothing like previous posters below. HOWEVER......no draft beer! When the choice was lager, chemically addled fizzy cider & tasteless John Smith's Smooth, perhaps the lack of any draft beer was a bonus! Wilson_MacDonald - 14 Sep 2011 21:47 |
| What a dire place full of pikey types and their repulsive guts and unruely kids. AVOID Barra - 14 Jul 2011 16:31 |
| Overpriced beer, overpriced kid's party, sub-standard food and staff with severe attitude problems - very rare I'll slag off a fellow trader, but this place stinks of prefab chain pub. - if you can avoid it, I would. ptg - 29 Apr 2010 18:47 |
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