The Royal Standard, Colliers Wood - pub details
Address: 180 High Street, Colliers Wood, London, SW19 2BN [map] [gmap]
Tel: 0871 951 1000 (ref 6043) - calls cost 10p per minute plus network extras
Colliers Wood (0 miles), South Wimbledon (0.7 miles), Tooting Broadway (0.8 miles)
Haydons Road (0.7 miles), Tooting (0.8 miles), Wimbledon (1.3 miles)
Pub facilities/features:
- Sky TV, Jukebox
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> Current user rating: 5.1/10 (rated by 26 users)
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user reviews of the Royal Standard, Colliers Wood
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| This pub is disappointing to say the Least. The bar staff were rude and the place is dull and old and smells of unwashed people. The outside needs a good makeover as well as the garden. It cannot compete with the Charles Holden. The garden in the summer is full Of ants and just so unattractive. Good luck Royal Standard. But I don't think you will be there much longer ..... My friends no longer go there as they feel the same And one used to travel from borough. No more though. Beeryesplease - 19 Dec 2015 20:41 |
| Hallelujah praise the lord god Jesus Christ and all the little angels! Just spent yet another great Sunday in the house of holy worship that is the Royale Standarde. Oh lovely boyo, the good lord in heaven above was smiling on up today, whilst gently strumming on that fat harp of his. Boyo from the valleys, what a day it's been. Not only have they had yet another fresh delivery, but they had a best-of bang-o-rama, and even ping-pong-ting-tong turned up for a bit of a ding-dong and sing-song. Old ting tong ain't the same since she had to get the glass eyes fitted, but she stank to high heaven just like the old days. This afternoon has had the trouser bishop pleading with me to make it all stop. Only thing to improve on this is if Tom Jones turns up next times. Oh lovely boyo. Praise be, good will to all men (especially those from the valleys), and live long and prosper comrades. Amen Rev C P Bacon, with the slightly soiled long johns. PS. It wasn't all good tho, MC 6-0 TH. reverendchris - 24 Nov 2013 23:40 |
| Evening fellow pervs. I hear there has been a fresh delivery at that lovely little rumpy-pumpy humping house, the royale standarde. And they are having a speed dating night. So I'm heading there right now to claim what is rightfully mine. Beer, whiskey, pork scratchings, And a fair helping of top grade snatch.! Yes, for tonight's little fandango festival, I have my weapons grade y-fronts on, and my decades old trusty rubber jonny (geronimo) firmly tucked in my top pocket. May the good lord forgive me for what I am about to receive. Eeeerghhh. Hopefully this one will be a hundred hail mary jobby. Eeeerghhh. Even cancelled a funeral service in the morning so it better be good. I'm hoping to be having my own stiff service right then. Eeeerghhh. My trouser bishop is looking up to the angels in the heavens above already. I don't think my sticky little love pumper can take much more, I better get down there. Eeeerghhh. Amen Rev Chris. reverendchris - 30 Oct 2013 18:37 |
| Evening fellow pervs. I hear there has been a fresh delivery at that lovely little rumpy-pumpy humping house, the royale standarde. And they are having a speed dating night. So I'm heading there right now to claim what is rightfully mine. Beer, whiskey, pork scratchings, And a fair helping of top grade snatch.! Yes, for tonight's little fandango festival, I have my weapons grade y-fronts on, and my decades old trusty rubber jonny (geronimo) firmly tucked in my top pocket. May the good lord forgive me for what I am about to receive. Eeeerghhh. Hopefully this one will be a hundred hail mary jobby. Eeeerghhh. Even cancelled a funeral service in the morning so it better be good. I'm hoping to be having my own stiff service right then. Eeeerghhh. My trouser bishop is looking up to the angels in the heavens above already. I don't think my sticky little love pumper can take much more, I better get down there. Eeeerghhh. Amen Rev Chris. reverendchris - 30 Oct 2013 18:37 |
| Praise be to the Good Lord God in the Heavens Above on this glorious Easter Sunday! There has been a fresh delivery at the Legendary Royal Standard! We're all going to the zoo tomorrow! And we will drink away now there is a fresh delivery! And Tottenham Hotspur Rocks! Come on you legends!!! Amen! Reverend Chris P Bacon reverendchris - 31 Mar 2013 18:51 |
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