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So this place has closed down - There might be a God afterall.
They probably decided to close before the local intellegencia took it apart - Wise move.
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You will all be pleased to hear the this shit hole has been closed
buzzy - 26 Mar 2008 14:21 |
For some reason the Hemelites think it's pretty sophisticated and come here for big nights out, where they drink bottled beverages rather than ones that come in glasses. Now that is sophistication.
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Horrible place, stinks of sick, toliets always overflowing, beer is shocking and overpriced, full of idiots looking for fights, and chav birdd who should be at home looking after there 3 kids.
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its good pub for teenagers who love alco pop but cannot handle their drink and think they can fight. prices are shocking,staff useless and bouncers arrogant!!would rather poke my eyes with sharp stick than enter rhis dump again!!!!
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The 'lax' of the three? Jumpin Jax is far better than Lava & Ignite (Visage & Ethos, at least it plays varied music, rather than same old RnB crap. Plus I have never seen a fight in there, but the one time my boyfriend went to Visage he was bottled by some nutjob for absolutely no reason.
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As some one who used to frequent "wally world" - this is the nastier of the three in the Leisure world complex. Its dirty, filled with all of hemels inbreds and with the lax door staff , most of hemels youngsters go in there. Loadsa chavs and inbreds...
Karoake night is always a laugh though... We all say we will never go there again but with a crap night life in hemel like it is , we always end up there when there is no where else to go...
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Jumpin' Jaks is more of a bar than a pub, but the atmosphere is always great on a Saturday. I wouldn't bother during the week apart from Thursdays, when they usually have a live act on stage.
Overall a good, lively bar that plays all sorts of music from modern chart to 80's rock.
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