BITE user comments - Smallpiece
Comments by Smallpiece
The Cyder House Inn, Shackleford
On me pogo steek fur the first team in edgies dressed in me green and white striped shirt and boxers, poot noddles under amm ferret and duck close behiend.Goot to pub after a 4 hour bounce, heed been told they sell the Newkie brown stuff and spam fritters which would goo well with me noddles.
Nay span fritters avealible !! me duck and ferret not appy so lift steet awee called me maam to pick me up,had to goo back and git me noodles as i lift them on bar.
19 Nov 2008 15:16
On me travels ageen leak, called in here with me ferret and pigeon,the newkie brown stuff was good so heed 2,but not appy they leat me have sam hoot weeter for me noddles could not find them leak must have lift them on the boss deam it leak and then found out my pedigree racing pigeon was in fact a duck leak did wonder about the quacking leak, OOPS gitter goo me mams calling.
29 Jul 2008 10:35
Don`t know how i got here leak got on the bus to Bramley and ended in the middle of na ware leak.Well didn`t leak the double glazzing only to fiend ooot it`s not leak the place is barded op,not happy no newkie brown stuff or hoot wearter for me noodles and me ferrets starving leak.Best start hitching me mam wants me ham leak.
20 Jul 2008 14:27
Hekky thump,on me travels ageen with me poot noodles and ferret leak, NO newkie brown stuff Waats gooing on leak,lift sreetawey.Not happy nor was me ferret leak got to find sum hoot waater leak me noodles will be out of date in 6 months leak.
16 Jul 2008 15:25
Eey by gum,on me travels with me container of pot noodles called in here leak, luvly newkie brown stuff on sale leak so stayed for 2,did not dare ask leak for some hot waater to share with me noodles might get hung by me goolies leak,had to leave leak as me muum wants me home.
W.J
16 Jul 2008 11:56
Me and me Smallpiece called in here leak had some of the Newkie brown stuff and leaked it,it`s small leak me but ey by gum its not bed.Could not get any of me feavrite pot noodles though.
21 Jun 2008 12:01
No idea where this pub is but i here they do the Newkie brown stuff so i leak this pub loads like!!!!
7 Jun 2008 16:57
The Sir Roger Titchbourne, Alfold Bars
Sat outside for hours like, no one told me it closed 6 years ago like,so no Newkie brown stuff here i`m not inpressed and bloody cold only had me boxers on like.
7 Jun 2008 16:54
The Bricklayers Arms, Shamley Green
I luve this pub i do it`s leak a home from home just leak me old Sunderland stomping ground.
Greeeeeeet
20 May 2008 19:01
Fahrenheit 55, Guildford
Oooot on me travels agin leak hooped on the boss with mee duck poot nooodles feerret end hoouler hooop on me way to Dorking leak endded op ear,wetted and wetted for 3 ours bot noo sing of leaf, then a polliceman plooded op told me off for hoouler hooping in a public pleace in me tarten boxers gave me duck a ticket foor barking aloud and seeid it only opens in the evening and eatting poot noodles in publi wass note on but i wassn`t as noo wetter aboot.Head to goo then as me mam wanted me ham.
Elass noo newkie brun stuff todey leak.
11 Feb 2009 19:19