Fahrenheit 55, Guildford

Oooot on me travels agin leak hooped on the boss with mee duck poot nooodles feerret end hoouler hooop on me way to Dorking leak endded op ear,wetted and wetted for 3 ours bot noo sing of leaf, then a polliceman plooded op told me off for hoouler hooping in a public pleace in me tarten boxers gave me duck a ticket foor barking aloud and seeid it only opens in the evening and eatting poot noodles in publi wass note on but i wassn`t as noo wetter aboot.Head to goo then as me mam wanted me ham.
Elass noo newkie brun stuff todey leak.

11 Feb 2009 19:19

The Cyder House Inn, Shackleford

On me pogo steek fur the first team in edgies dressed in me green and white striped shirt and boxers, poot noddles under amm ferret and duck close behiend.Goot to pub after a 4 hour bounce, heed been told they sell the Newkie brown stuff and spam fritters which would goo well with me noddles.
Nay span fritters avealible !! me duck and ferret not appy so lift steet awee called me maam to pick me up,had to goo back and git me noodles as i lift them on bar.

19 Nov 2008 15:16

The Grantley Arms, Wonersh

On me travels ageen leak, called in here with me ferret and pigeon,the newkie brown stuff was good so heed 2,but not appy they leat me have sam hoot weeter for me noddles could not find them leak must have lift them on the boss deam it leak and then found out my pedigree racing pigeon was in fact a duck leak did wonder about the quacking leak, OOPS gitter goo me mams calling.

29 Jul 2008 10:35