The Lion and Unicorn, Kentish Town

They won't serve tap water. No matter how many drinks you buy. It "costs money" apparently. I mean, what would they do "if everyone starting asking for tap water?

Because clearly the moment they drop this shamelessly cynical, small-minded, morally repugnant, money-grabbing policy, their miserable stool-swaying regulars will immediately mob the bar, thankful for any excuse not to drink that pissweak Carling anymore.

Makes sense. After all, if you attempt to keep your customers happy, there's a risk they might come back. Luckily for the Lion and Unicorn, there's no danger of that.

Vile � and a blight on the feisty little theatre company that's set up shop upstairs.

By all means visit, but feel free to miss the urinals.

3 Dec 2009 23:37