The Fox, Caterham

Well I got a few thngs to say abart the place. First off me and my mates love the place. We dont get no assle from the bar staff coz they know who to serve first - we treet them rite and they treat us rite. Their is a distinct lack of crumpet up there except when the skools chuck out and then ya get the secondry skool teechers coming in mid afternoon to get larrupped along with all the rest of us - although they are pretty snooty and try to keep themselves to themselves, the femails cant help but give us the nod to say they are up for a bit of the old pork sword (lite size bites) once the shampain takes its effect and the inhibishuns start to loosen if ya know what I mean!!

On some days of the week when we are sobah we have pikey races across the car park with the pony and traps. No charge for the enjoyment althow ya might find ya pockets a little lighter once ya get near the bar.

Look out for all our 'working vans' evry afternoon around three until late and if ya have anything ya want to sell at a cheep rate we can usually do a deel.

The pub does duff food and warm beer but then most of us live in caravans in and around so its a home from home. The karzies are well rank so we rather do it against the walls outside or across the fields if we need a bit of pryvacy as we do with all the birds - larf . Be lucky and well see you all soon.

26 Oct 2008 19:20