The BlueCat Cafe Bar, Heaton Moor

NEVER GO HERE EVER. The landlord is the biggest arsehole you could ever wish to meet - an awful cretin of a man. I had the displeasure of metting him on open-mic night Monday. 'No covers' is great and to be admired, but his communication of this to customers is arrogant, rude and aggressive. Get off your high horse and quit 'putting people in their place' when their behaviour does not require such treatment you patronising little moron. Be in no doubt, the mere act of crossing this man's path requires an untold amount of self-restraint. One day he will surely be murdered by a upstanding, law-abiding citizen but not to worry as it could never be deemed in the public interest to prosecute for crimes against the world's worst human.

29 Jul 2014 09:05