Ye Old Mitre, Holborn

Went here for a beer one friday evening, one of the oldest pubs in London I was told. Had a good drink, maybe 7-8 pints? Yeah, thats what I sayed.

Got taking to a group of girls, one giving me the glad eye all night. Gets talking to her, one thing leads to another and I’ve only banged her in the gents! Proper opened up the boneyard on her.

What a racket! Nice pint of Broadside.

17 Feb 2016 17:21

The Bell, Walton On The Hill

Yh its a nice lookin pub, went there with a girl. Bla, blah in me ear all night, wants me to open the boneyard on her.

I go to check out toilet and pretend to have a leek, fella next me farts and reckons he done it out of his cock. How is that possible? Ive only gone mad at him and told him get out.

Boned missus in woods nearby instead, boshed out a chug good n proper!

29 Jan 2016 14:08

The Duke of Wellington, Bourton on the Water

Visited when I was seein a bird from up this way. Yeah, she got boned ha ha. PROPER BONEYARD.

Did I say to you abaht it?

21 Jan 2016 14:43