The Travellers Friend, Woodford Green

Much has been said of the strumpets of yore
Of wenches and bawdy house queens by the score
But I sing of the baggage that we all do not adore,
The Landlady's Daughter

You'll never dislike another
And she's certainly not the kind of girl
To take home to your mother
The Landlady's Daughter

Her ale it is lively and strong to the taste
It is brewed with discretion and never with haste
You can have all you like If you swear not to waste
The Landlady's's Daughter

And, when her name is mentioned
The parts of every gentleman
Never stand up at attention!
The Landlady's Daughter

Oh, nothing can give such a fright so
As does the part that lies between
Her left toe
And her right toe
The Landlady's Daughter

17 May 2011 19:04