Gordon Bennett, Tooting Broadway

First of all, ignore the smell. Second, ignore the dodgy paintwork. Third, ignore the lack of sexy barmaids. What have you got? Gorden Bennett!! Even Delboy would exclaim these words upon entering the ghetto paradise of this pub in Tooting.

However special mention to the charismatic barstaff (namely "Niv" and Richard) whose charms quell these shortfalls of the pub.

First of all, I don't go to a pub to admire the wallpaper. I don't care about the lack of barmaids (if you are looking for girls you do that in Leicester Square after a few vodkas. This is a PUB. A place for me to RELAX after a hard day of work and ****ing the receptionist.

Although you will meet some slim-shadys there (like 99% of London), rest assured that the gung-ho bouncers will boot them out as soon as they try anything.

So its a mighty fine pub. I rest my case.

PS: Please gimme $10 for a pint and to feed my starving children. Thank you

29 Sep 2006 22:26