The Elk Bar, Fulham

This is not a pub in the trditional sense but is a very popular bar with the chinless wonders who inhabit Fulham. Expensive and charmless, like the punters.

25 May 2009 23:59

The Hammersmith Ram, Hammersmith

Lever is correct. Two staff, one was talking to the only other person at the bar, while the other was serving him. We stood for fully two minutes before walking out, and it was only then that they tried to serve us. Got my own back though; used their toilet for a poo one day and didn't buy a drink.

25 May 2009 23:56

The Plough and Harrow, Hammersmith

Random Ranger is spot on. I've never seen so many unhappy people in one place. It's like walking into a funeral, with sh*te beer.

25 May 2009 23:52