The Uplands Bar and Brasserie, East Dulwich

jeez bertrand, you shouldn't let your dog use the computer

18 Feb 2008 15:24

The Crown and Sceptre, Shepherds Bush

I have a big soft spot for the Crown and Sceptre but I've got a very important piece of advice for anyone who wants to eat there... don't go on match day.

I also love football and even to an extent QPR so to me it seems unfair that they should lower their standards just because the place is crowded - but they do.

We had had several excellent meals here but when visiting on a busy match day the 'food' we were served showed utter contempt, it was an inedible disgrace. I had even sensed the panic in the kitchens and ordered a simple fry up, but it was utterly disgusting with clearly salvaged lamb sausages, uncooked bacon and unsalted eggs. When we were asked by our waitress if the food was OK we said no, it was not, and she just shrugged. Why ask?

I do sympathise having worked in bars affected by football crowds but what they should do is simplify the menu - not serve shit on a plate.

27 May 2007 18:22

The Tabard, Turnham Green

I love this pub, it rocks bells. Quiet, friendly, efficient and basically perfect for a proper session on the beer. The food is boring but then, any proper session around this corner of London deserves to get crowned with an Andy's Kebab.

4 Jan 2007 16:47