The Fox, Caterham

Well I came back here after my three year stint out of the UK and couldn't believe my eyes!! The place is filthy, the toilets are third world ... (believe me I know), the service is rank, the beer is warm or non existent, the food is on a par with the toilets! As for the clientele, well where do you start? To be frank, a vast array of low class manual tradesmen, lorded over by some lardy geriatric in the corner whose sole aim seems to be to intimidate strangers who make the mistake of coming here - especially those with young children. I've known this pub for year and years. I only wish to win the lottery, offer the brewery three quid to take it off their hands and reopen it in the old style of customer is king, get the customers back and make myself a mint. Watch this space.

24 Oct 2008 18:49