The Fez Bar, Putney

Ignore all the muppets on this website. The Fez is the best night out in London.

What evidence you say?

1) It has huge industrial fans all over the dancefloor. Men release smells after drinking. Fans are good.
2) No techno has ever been played here. Pure cheese is standard - result.
3) You can go here if you are in your 30s and still feel young���..girls
4) There are invariably very few Fulham toffs. I have never seen a blue shirt with a white collar combo in this place.
5) It has a flashing rubiks cube dancefloor � very Travolta�esque I must say
6) Adam�s kitchen is nearby � a very tasty piece of local roadkill can be acquired here for a not too unreasonable sum
7) My mate Phil was ejected from the Fez on a Thursday night (for dancing) � what club would do that but the Fez. God bless the good ship, and all who sail in her.
8) The music is pure cheese � not everyone wants Armand Van Halen and lots of computers playing music. Indeed � why would you when you can have Madonna�s lucky star.
9) There used to be a VIP area where you could smoke shi-shahs and look out over the peasants whilst they danced. Very Puff Daddy.
10) Ok, the bouncers are thugs � but at least they will acknowledge you as they throw you down the stairs on entering the club. Do you get this in Fulham? No.
11) I have never seen a ropey chicken in there. Quality is guaranteed. If you disagree � check out their website and look at the photo gallery.
12) Its 500 yards from my house.

The End.

12 Aug 2008 14:59