The Water Poet, Shoreditch

Or maybe you should have considered your no doubt very large wife a bit more before taking her to a cramped London pub round the corner from two markets on a Saturday afternoon during a rugby international in an area where you clearly dislike the general population? Do you go to Camden and complain about all the pierced people? Or Soho to moan about the gays?

I am sure you would have had plenty of space and seating if you had turned up early enough, rather than expecting people who had to give up their seats, so I guess you are the selfish pri*k and your wife should have slapped you!

13 Mar 2011 10:54