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I used to be a pencil
I drew an ear and snout
I added leek and lentil
and rubbed the whole thing out.

Username: SillySam

Age: 49

Sex: female

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The Moon on the Hill, Sutton

The man in the moon came down too soon
and asked his way to Bombay
He went by the west
and burnt his vest
by drinking Greensand IPA

It was fraddledaddledoodly

1 Aug 2013 08:50

The George, Croydon

Twas brilliant and the Speckled Hen.
Did gire and gimble in the George.
All tasty were the sausages
And the wethered spoons outgrabbe.

Beware the Fraddlewok my son
The George that cask, the claws that marque
Beware the Slerpy bird and shun
The frothulous thrappedouser.

Its fradledaddledoodly.

28 Mar 2012 12:52

The Skylark, Croydon

We went into the Skylark
My brother Greg and me
we found a lass with great big tits
whos absolutely free
she let us take her bra off
her knickers and her jeans
then we took her back to our house
to have some Heinz Baked Beans

They were fraddledaddledoodly.

20 Feb 2011 10:20

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