The Essex Arms, Brentwood

Went back there today, and all of my expectations lived up to the mark, had the best Sunday lunch ever, real roast potatoe's, homemade yorkshire puddings, and the Beef was to die for, 2 pints of Doom Bar, sunday papers and the fottie on the big tv's was great.

6 May 2012 21:39

The Two Brewers, Clapham

Thought the place was a sh-t hole, beer quality poor, over priced drinks, rude staff, and toilets that smel like a swap. Cabaret, although generally good, but can tend to be a bit predictive, I know it's Clapham and shabby chic, but shabby is about right.

30 Apr 2012 18:50

Comptons Of Soho, Soho

Has to be the most unpleasent experience you could ever wish to be in, exspensive drinks range which is very limited to bargain basement boose from tesco's, draught beer that give's you the s--ts, because they are so drug fu-ked they can't be bothered to clean there line's properly, I have never come across so many bar staff with so much attitude, get over yourselves, tops off or not you all probably have tiny cocks anyway, your are on minimum wage you bunch of fuc--ng tossers. As I predicted 15years ago bars are now more poly A sexual, open to everyone, far more interesting is it to be chatting to some blond rugby type hunk, than exchanging make up tips with some freak in a policemans outfit. GET OVER YOURSELVES.

29 Apr 2012 17:39