The Cornucopia, Southend on Sea

Most people who go here in the evenings are there for the strippers. Some of the girls are good, others ok and some are just awful. For some reason the landlord seems to regularly book two very large (almost obese) Black women; quite off-putting to many potential customers who resent having to give a £1.00 out of politeness to strippers they really would prefer to keep their clothes on!

This is a very small pub and is rather like walking into someone’s front room. Quite cosy in Winter, especially compared to the nearby Forresters, which is cavernous and bleak when only a few customers are in it. The downside is that it can get very crowded very quickly. Expect an influx of loud, braying Northerners about 10.00ish every evening: usually a good time to leave!

11 Nov 2013 19:56