The Waterside, Cowes

This place sucks the life and soul out of all who enter ... apart from the owners, who must be laughing all the way to the bank.

Dreadful doesn't come close. Not a micron of customer service has ever been dished out in here.

The beer that tastes of nothing.

The food tastes of nothing. The steak feels like leather; the burgers glue your mouth up, like dried porridge; and the mickey-take of an upgrade to a mushroom burger comes with less than half a (small) mushroom.
That's okay, though - because "it's our standard portion ... all portions come like that".
Well, that is good to know.
If I'm ever in Cowes again, I'll eat the sole of my shoe before I set foot in this place again - and I'll end up with less indigestion.

23 Nov 2009 09:16