Britannia Inn, Portland

Used to be a fantastic friendly little pub until recently. Now it’s run by a rather grumpy pair who couldn’t care less about when they open, if at all. They both wear these ridiculous I’ll-fitting waistcoats leading them to be dubbed by locals as ‘the undertakers’. By many accounts, they used to run a pub further along the coast and were asked to leave as they were useless. Rumours are now circulating that they were brought in to run The Britannia with the intention of running it into the ground, making it easier for the leaseholder to shut it down and convert it into flats.

2 Apr 2024 15:35