The George, Enfield

I you like feeling like you've been bad at some point in your life and don't deserve to be happy and that the world is an evil place full of manipulative people trying to do you harm and you struggle to get up in the morning as you're so sick of being alive; then perhaps you get close to what it's like to experience the delight of being a parton of this circus pub. If you like dirty flat beer, unclean old men, a vareity of freaks who look as though they've stepped of the set of a channel 5 documentary, girls who show too much of their over-proportioned midrifts, boys who don't know to speak proper innit, and bar staff who presumably only work there because they were expelled from school for abusing their mobile phone privilages, then this place is most certainly for you. However, the irony is not lost on me that I only know this as I frequent this establishment...it is, you see, most certainly for me.

15 Nov 2005 10:52