The Marylebone, Marylebone

If you like @$$ h0lEs, then let this pub is for you. I went in their with my infant daughter and a friend, only to be shouted out of the pub by a petulant, mendacious twerp behind the bar that tried any and every reflexive, idiotic excuse he could think of to ask me to leave. Why?

Them: "The licence says we can't have kids in the pub"

Me: "Really, why?"

Them: "The food, only adults can have the food."

Me: "Really, this is on your licence? Can I see the manager?"

Them: "No, they're not here."

Me: "Can I see the licence?"

Them: "No, you can't. Are you a troublemaker?"

Me: "What? Isn't your licence supposed to be on the wall somewhere?"

Them: "Erm... yes, it's over there."

Me: "[Looking at the licence] I can't see any kid-related info here, where is it?"

Them: "Look... would you pleae leave?"

Me: "Happily."

They'll be hearing from the council.

8 Nov 2010 14:39