The Masham, Stockton On Tees

If you're reading through the reviews of the Masham and you think "that sounds a bit like the Local Shop from League of Gentlemen", then I'm afraid you're correct.

The evidence is all online, no need to go and actually find out. We have a number of people all mentioning the miserable locals, and we have a local defending the place. It's interesting to note that the self-confessed local is the only person who doesn't mention how awful the locals are.

If you do venture to the Masham, you'll find miserable b*stards staring you up and down, tutting if you order a lager, and tutting even more if you "waste" some of their Black Sheep. You can't win with these miserable sods. I say leave the boring, small-minded, toffee nosed a**eholes to themselves. Let the pub rot.

4 Aug 2008 18:19