JJ Moons, Tooting

How th F*** can such a place exist?
I don't care that the drinks are cheap!
Its an old drunks hang out!
Well worth a visit.....if you feel like traumatising yourself!

Rating -1/10

16 May 2006 14:09

The Court, Tottenham Court Road

Whilst studying at UCL, my friends and I would visit this place every Friday due to the cheap alchol on offer (Using the yellow card).
The crowd varies, from students, to mid 20's, early thirties. A good behaved crowd.
The ground floor area gets overcrowded, which does suggest that people think it is a good place to drink and socialise. Upstairs has pool tables and a reasonable amount of space to sit, drink and have a chat.
Toilets are in a decent condition.
Bar staff are generally good.....with a few exceptions.
7/10

12 May 2006 14:11

Milan Bar, Croydon

There are good things in British life, this isn't one of them.
Full of chavs, chavettes, inbreads, wideboys, under age teenage girls and the occasional hoodie.
People who go here think it is a fly and happenning place, sorry to disappoint.....but its so not.
Born and raised in South London, i'm so glad I was fortunate to avoid this dire place growing up.
As I observed;
Dance area down stairs looks and sounds like a school disco. The good thing is there are no teachers, the bad thing is the groups of little boys who think they are pimps and got street cred. They are found lurking around the sticky dance floor, looking for that poor bloke who was conned going into the place.
The attendant in the toilet will try to block your path whilst you try to exit, he will demand money for doing F all, and he will call for the one track bouncers to assist in doing something to you. What a low life!
I feel sorry for that the aforementioned victims.
Compare this place to Central London, (If you are a Lloyds regular this may be extremely difficult, as you probably didn't know such a place existed!)you know the dirt on the soles of your shoe,its lower than that.

For your sense of worth, avoid!

10 May 2006 15:01