The Guildford Arms, Guildford

Will rats be on the menu when it reopens? I hope so.

Or, or a an actually rats' castle as the centrepiece of the pub - a sealed sustainable habitat for our murine fiend. Diners of the new "gastropub" cuisine will be delighed by a colony of scores of rats scurried about the famous Guildford rats' castle and in perspex tubes leading from the central colony to all four corners of the pub, beneath tables and amongst the feet of customers.

I'd go there.

14 Oct 2006 20:12