The Bell, Hounslow

Recent changes are positive, no doubt about that.

I'm not, however, sure how long they will get away with displaying the sign "No Niggers or Coons allowed".

No real beer.

15 Jan 2012 18:57

The Vine, Hillingdon

A care home for delinquent baseball cap wearing indecents, hitherto known as chavs

15 Jan 2012 18:26

The General Eliott, Uxbridge

That MLC bloke is a pain in the arse. I'm sure the pub people know when you are "playing". Give the constant posts across various pubs a break. That is not what BITE is about - 2nd rate music.

Anyway to the pub, Carpenters still appear to be there. James's visit last Thursday found the gents in a disgusting state. Pride @2:11pm was cloudly and had either been tapped too early or prior spills had been filtered back. IT WAS NOT FRESH. Latter is illegal.

Customers were normal dodgy type drinking fizz back lager. I doubt they have the sense (or required taste) to realise the "hosts" (and we use that term loosely) were back on the fiddle.

22 Feb 2011 02:40