The Cock Inn, Boughton Monchelsea

If you like your women cheap but your drinks expensive then do come to this pub.

Please note that this cash doesn't accept credit or debit cards, cash, cheques or lunchean vouchers. Food and beverages are purchased using a "quickeh" system which involves getting your phone spammed with marketing text messages.

4 Oct 2013 16:08

The Blacksmiths Arms, Cudham

Chipps,

I bet it was you who suggested that the swearbox money be spent on a "P***UP" at your pub wasn't it?

While you're drinking downstairs with all the men at Christmas don't worry if youre ugliest bar bitch is missing. I'll be upstairs shagging your wife.

4 Oct 2013 16:03