BITE user comments - ted_savage
Comments by ted_savage
Bit poncey - once saw a barmaid take 25 minutes to change a lightbulb in a lamp - compelling viewing
17 Jul 2007 15:29
Used to get a good cheap shant on a monday night. Mate got kicked out of here for swearing at a camera!
17 Jul 2007 15:28
Not bad but heard some toff talking about vaginas in here - ruined it
17 Jul 2007 15:27
Good place for a cocktail. Once took the knackered stallion here for a meal and the barman put JD in her coke on the sly - but atleast he didn't charge for it
17 Jul 2007 15:26
Got kicked out here once because my mate fell asleep at the bar ordering the shant
17 Jul 2007 15:24
Good place to watch sport loads of screens near a Subways as well
17 Jul 2007 15:22
Toilets too far away and they used to kick you out during the day to let you in half an hour later when you had to pay - the robbing scumbags.
17 Jul 2007 15:19
Got in free a few times because my mate knows a very liked regular - once had my ear chewed off for ages in here by some boring bint I went to school with
17 Jul 2007 15:17
Odd bar - used to get good fast service when it was the Square because all the malletheads there wouldn't drink that much so the bar was pretty free. Sang karaoke here once on the stairs!
17 Jul 2007 15:15
Dive - my sister used to work here when it was Barracuda and used to let me have a lock in with the staff
17 Jul 2007 15:13
The Pitcher and Piano, Reading
Good whiskey selection - like to stripe up people like Owen fo rthe round here can be pricey
17 Jul 2007 15:11
Redone recently and they gave me a free drink so I have nothing but praise for this establishment.
Once saw a geordie order a huge round (�40 between four) before bouncing around the stage singing 'crazy little thing called love' by Queen at karaoke - priceless
17 Jul 2007 15:11
Once got thrown out by a crazy barman and half the kitchen staff because a gypo who wasn't with me spat on the floor, did see So Sonic EP and The Chalky Paupers play here
17 Jul 2007 15:06
Too packed because the chiselling doorman let too many in there
17 Jul 2007 15:04
Big dive, although I had a good night when I went and some bird got her chats out.
17 Jul 2007 15:03
Strange bar - barman once tried chatting up my girlfriend when I was stood there, weird russian bird was offering massages and some pikie mallethead had a piss in the corner of the garden when it was easier to go to the khazis
17 Jul 2007 15:02
Nice sofas but too many ballheads on Friday and Saturday nights
17 Jul 2007 15:00
Used to be the Pitcher and Piano until 2005 and was full of singing, weird rugby players
17 Jul 2007 14:59
The Packhorse and Talbot, Chiswick
Cracking pub - with tasty barmaids who are very honest and clean
17 Jul 2007 14:56
Bit pricey but it is a good place to go late.
Best value for money is to buy a bottle of spirits or drink the cocktail zombie- pound for pound the most alcoholic cocktail. Its even better if you can get the very intense barman to make it.
Has a annoying toilet attendant and you can get in for free if you jump over the backwall - never done it myself but seen a few people do this.
17 Jul 2007 14:49
Good prices, good food, good selection of whiskeys - only problem is the toilet attendant on busy nights - its a Wetherspoons not the Ritz
17 Jul 2007 14:46
The Crown and Sceptre, Uxbridge
Used to be a bit ropey haven't been there recently. Saw the tallest girl I have ever seen in there - at least six foot 8
17 Jul 2007 14:44
Good bar, good staff and good atmosphere - it is a little small though
17 Jul 2007 14:41
A little pretentious and over priced but you get a good clientele. Food is very good but again abit pricey.
Staff excellent, once found a tenner in here and saw the best barfight I have ever seen here - three very big guys who were all just seemed to be hitting each other with almighty punches, which didn't overspill to innocent bystannders and they were gonme by the time the bouncers got there. (Although it was a one off for the place)
17 Jul 2007 14:40
Quality place nice and airy wih friendly staff and food was exceant - although iut was about two years ago that I last ate there
17 Jul 2007 14:36
This place is awful - wh awful music and awful prices. Attracts a bread of scum I'd rather not mix with
17 Jul 2007 14:34
The De Burgh Arms, West Drayton
This pub fills up with weirdo scummy regulars who ruined the experience for me - espcially some old bird called Pauline who kept staring at me from a foot whilst gurning like someone on crystal meth
17 Jul 2007 14:31
The George and Dragon, Yiewsley
Good prices for food and drink and overalll a friendly place
17 Jul 2007 14:29
Paddington Packet Boat, Uxbridge
Very nice pub with good food and has been a lucky pub for watching football. However quite a racist undertone in the pub would ruin the experience for anyone easily offended or not white
17 Jul 2007 14:29
This pub once appeared in FHM as a rough estate pub under the previous moniker of The Grand Union.
17 Jul 2007 14:27
The Battle Inn, Reading
Good fighting Irish pub
17 Jul 2007 15:33