The Crooked Surgeon, Leicester Square

As i ventured in to this public house i could smell the stench of blood and the humiliation of staff being forced to wear t shirts with the crooked surgeon logo on.I walked up to the bar did a 180 degree turn i opened my mouth and asked the barman i then did a 360 degree turn after that i did 180 degree turn and was satisfied by this.I picked a buck up off the floor must of been left by some yanky.I asked the barman for a shot of Jack Daniels he looked at me and laughed the whiskers on my chin stood on end like a cat who has just had a gun fired at it.I then proceded to buy a pint i downed the whole thing like a fish swims in water.I took a look at the menu then slapped my knees and then was asked by the security guards to leave the premieses.

1 Jun 2009 22:34

The Crooked Surgeon, Leicester Square

Came here on a Saturday afternoon to watch the Horse Racing and what do they show on a saturday afternoon? Football.Its changed it name it used to be called the Crooked Billet and has been moved from Catford i think.I asked the barmen for an ale and it wasnt on tap when i had a pint of tettleys here 3 weeks ago,Decor was ok i enjoyed the picture on the wall of the surgeon escpaicaly the pic of the man playing football with a stuffed hedgehog.I ordered some food from the paper menu YES PAPER MENU! ON A CLIP BOARD YES A CLIP BOARD i thought it was an april fools joke seen as it was 2 weeks after that event it occured to me that it realy wasnt.The manager has alot to ask for maybe it should be called The Crooked Manager.I ordered the beef lamb stew and dumplings but it wasnt on the menu.So i went for a bowl of chips instead when i say bowl i mean egg cup.after waiting 42 minutes they came colder then a polar bears frezzer.The waitress said that there was a probleam in the kitchen.I think it was the manager gave me an ice cold stare.I kept sking if they was going to show the horse racing they said they never show horse racing.I proped up the bar for a while and there was smell of sulphur emulating from the bar staff area.The glass collector also collected my glass before i even had a chance to swipe the pint glass and have it at home .Basicaly its turned in to a slug and lettice.All in all i t was ok in there i think ill stick to me pint of Green King in the Blue Lotus Pub in soho.

24 Apr 2009 23:58

The Furze Wren, Bexleyheath

A Good start in the evening for cheap drinks.Get smashed in there pretty cheap aswell.

20 Nov 2008 20:57

The Montagu Pyke, Charing Cross Road

Its a weatherspoons its cheap great place for a pint of Kronenberg if your up london

20 Nov 2008 20:55

The Crooked Surgeon, Leicester Square

Been in a here a few times though they have changed the menus a bit but a great pub in lesciter square.Its only flaw that it is a pub in london i would like it if i could be served be an english man haveing to say what i want 5 times.Out of the 4 times i have been here i have only been served by one english guy who gave me good table service.The Largers on tap are good.A round of drinks aslong as there largers should b around �12-�30.Good pub in the heart of london would go there again and recomend.

20 Nov 2008 20:53