BITE user comments - donkeydick
Comments by donkeydick
Lol this is getting funny now!! Oi face fungus im not gobby just fat!
Dont start gobbing off on here cocker introduce yourself !!
Meet me between the urine stained fireplace and the stolen telly from the Cuthbert, its an alley way about 300mm wide next to the overloaded pug socket!
Wear you gang colours bruvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaa!
4 Apr 2011 20:33
Well fucking well, Richard and Sharon have gone, and guess what the stock was short and money gone missing!
How familiar is that song!
Wont be long now till the doors are locked for good on that place. they got some shit behind the jump in there now,
Will they sort it out, probably not!!!
MMMwwwwwwwaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
27 Mar 2011 13:38
The bent stock taker is doing his rounds again then eh!!!
Well theres a fuxxing surprise.
It happens everytime someone decent takes over, I reckon we should plan a boycott of the pub for a week or two and teach them a lesson, I'm serious on this one.
It takes the absolute piss out of the people running the pub and the customers drinking in it, and now the Sky Sports is going!!!!, the only thing that needs to go is the owners of the pub.
They could be sitting on a little gold mine there if they sat up and paid attention to whats going on, I fully appreciate the is a lot of history in the pub, but business is business sort it out!!!!
11 Feb 2011 12:41
Ha ha im back, some blighter has deleted my views!!
Well seeing as no-one has posted an update soon i thought i woulEverything seems to be going well for greg and gemma in all senses of the word ;).
The regulars are in still in tip top shape, although patsy has since moved and now frequents the Chav Tav ( the ranklin lewes road ), young Geoff has now started a full blown homosexual relationship which is great that he has finally come out.
It took alot of " forgetting his keys and being locked out" but the bait worked and the love blossomed!!!!!!!
Apart from that there will be a few drinks this weekend to celebrate Greg and Gemmas 1st anniversary in the khazi Montreal.
Best of luck for the future and ching ching darlings!!!!!!xxxxxxxxxx
P.S sack that other weirdo, the P.C brigade dont like her!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24 Jun 2009 20:26
The landlord has brought a good quality pub into disrepute and destroyed the community feel, and really would be better suited as a bingo caller!
Without the micraphone!
Apparently he was a dustbin man before he got into the pub game which explains the shit he constantly carries around!!!
Bring back the spread!!!
23 Feb 2009 16:47
The Montreal Arms, Brighton
Oh Dear Gordooon has done a runner! Pub is now back in the hands of anyone willing to help!!
Role your sleeves up and dig in its the Pendry Lottery!
4 Feb 2012 14:03