Jolly Sailor, Poole

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1 Mar 2009 18:31

The Lord Nelson, Poole

if you like shite food ,,oppressive rock music [ some of the bands think they are playing wembley tone it down you deaf pricks] ,,and get your hair cut i hate rockers ,,especially the wretches that wear ripped jeans showing everyone a big fat flabby arse, that landlady or should i say the old hag that runs the place [ BADLY] i think its called annabel lecter has the personality of beansprout and the brains or an omeba she really is a rotweiller with lipstick,, this pub could be really great it just needs a few cancers cutting away from it

1 Mar 2009 13:12

The Lord Nelson, Poole

crap crap crap ,,,thats the pub anna oh my god this girl really does lover herself ,,,why is she single ,maybe its the ,big fat mouth the bullying attitude ,the uneaven fake tan that she bakes onto herself she,s short and fat and those horrid ripped jeans ,,ok a few girls with nice bodies got away with ripped jeans for about 6 mnths in 2004 NOT 2009 FATTY ,, i could cope with the evil stares from thos pissy little pig eyes if only she had a nice nature about her ,not a chance she is pure and simple nasty insecure immature AND TO LOUD ANNA ,,have you ever wondered why your single ,,i love the way she beats the crap out of her dogs really nice they say dogs look like the owner ,, at least the mutts dont plaster themselves in cheap make-up ,,,but the pub is in a great place but maybe upstairs should be vacated and the tennant move back to the sea from where she came ,,the food sucks i dont know of another pub thats main supplier is asda just shows the stupidity kareoke i hear you say what does she sound like ,,i,ve heard braking windows with a nicer pitch ,,did i mention the jeans a wonderous sight to behold ,,,80% of the staff look like they have had labotomies and if they havent maybe it should be considered,,as for the FIRM of regulars they say water finds its own level well it seems so does bull-shit talking two faced wanna be hardmen knob cheese go next door or move to another planet if this this pub is your only option

1 Mar 2009 11:53