The King William Inn, Glastonbury

There was an old man from Caerphilly
Who went for a pint in the Billy
He asked for a firkin
of mouldy old gherkin
and the barmaid said "dont be so silly".

11 Jan 2013 06:17

The Riflemans Arms, Glastonbury

I bought a pint of Guinness.
The Guinness tasted fine.
I built a fence around my pint
because that pint was mine.

8 Jan 2013 18:29

The Halfway House, Pitney

I am the squadron leader.
I fly up in the air
I landed here
and had a beer
and sat down in my chair.

7 Jan 2013 20:13