The Bucket and Spade, Cleethorpes - pub details
Address: Sea Road, Cleethorpes, Lincolnshire, DN35 8SG [map] [gmap]
Tel: 0871 951 1000 (ref 8313) - calls cost 10p per minute plus network extras
Cleethorpes (0.1 miles), New Clee (1.9 miles), Grimsby Docks (2.3 miles)
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> Current user rating: 5.0/10 (rated by 5 users)
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user reviews of the Bucket and Spade, Cleethorpes
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| Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is Alpine lager. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Mind you I only drink Alpine lager to make other people seem more interesting, you will know what I mean if you have met my wife, Tina. Along time ago my father said to me "Son, a woman is like a lager. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You want to drink another woman!� He was right, it was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her. After a good night out an �Irish Coffee� is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four of the essential food groups:- fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. I feel sorry for all those people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. After coming home from the pub drunk the other night I came home to find my mother in law was visiting. The old witch said to me �Russell, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!� After thinking for a short while I replied and said. �Yes and if you were my wife, I would drink it!� I don�t really get on with her too well as you can probably tell. I once saw six men punching and kicking my mother-in-law. The wife said; �Aren't you going to help?� I said; �No, six should be enough!� One final thing, take a tip from me never accept a drink from a urologist! Russell_Sprout - 9 Nov 2008 01:06 |
| A pleasant pub at the seaside and not too far from my caravan. The beer was well kept, the staff were friendly and the food was OK! I had a small accident and managed to drop my false teeth down the toilet after I had fished them out the beer tasted of bleech. Russell_Sprout - 25 Jul 2008 03:14 |
| the manager of the bucket is called Paul, he and his family run a good pub and it is great for all occasions. louplou - 7 Jan 2006 13:37 |
