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Seymours, Newbury

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is it still open? last time in here had a ruck with some grandad pulling some shapes on the dancefloor. told him his fortune and bouncers stood on pillars did nought. the swines that they are! lot of gayboys in there too.
chelsea_greg - 19 May 2010 16:24
The last reviewer must work there, I've never been to such a bad place in my life.

Last time I ventured in there, I took my drink back....Lager isn't supposed to be cloudy. Try cleaning your lines.

You have to wait ages to get served bad drinks by bad bar staff.

Avoid at all costs.
SpinningLicker - 11 Feb 2007 12:00
this place is nothing short of amazing!! i went in for a quiet pint three months ago and have been back every night sinse!..the bar staff are friendly, quick and helpful and nick is the kind of barman that you would employ at any decent pub in the country.
The saturday night DJ is just one of three things wrong with the set up there....he is rude and not plugged in to what people want to hear, playing obscure songs from 1983!!

Will is also an asset to the bar team when he actually smiles or on the rare occasion does some work!!

Ashley s the deputy manager and deserves a medal (or a massive promotion) for all his hard work...friendliest manager i have ever met.

The beer is cold and of a good standard and there is a huge selection of other beverages on offer.The food is what you would expect for a chain bar such as CRC but the portions are great and Lesley the waitress will always put a smile on youre face.

I would say that if you havn't been you havn't lived!!...also ask for Matt when you're in there..legend who knows what being a great regular is all about.

Chicago Rock....and it does!!!!
anonymous - 22 Jan 2007 12:31
Now called 'Chicago Rock Cafe' (which was what it was called before it became 'Seymours') (go figure)

Expensive drinks, poor service, bouncers not too bright, grab your favorite mum ...

Full of women over 40 desperately trying to be 20 again...(all dancing like it's Saturday Night Fever again)...full of women over size 16 all trying to get into a size 12...(get the idea?)

If you're into M.I.L.F's this is the place for you...but if you want to wake up in the morning with a bit of self respect....avoid.
anonymous - 13 Jul 2006 20:03
This is such a depressing place, only frequent when utterly mashed and still not hungry enough for a kebab.
alibobs04 - 27 Feb 2006 15:42
Ever seen the film Deliverance? The security here make those rednecks pale by comparison. A club where you can always bet on one thing; trouble. Avoid.
Trapdoor - 26 Jan 2006 21:40

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