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Harp, East Peckham

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PS Matty in small profits premises do you offer exotic phall by the litre?
Sterling_Buckingham - 3 Jan 2012 15:35
♥♥♥♥SPECIAL PETER STRINGFELLOW ANNOUNCEMENT♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Do not visit this establishment for your sins!Visit very local Red Fort for your spicy sins!In local seckzual entertainment venue only white girls.In local Red Fort also brown girls and black girls and samosas and exotic Phall.Use coupon code MBZ E250 to get luxury private car from seckzual entertainment venue to RED FORT.As recommended by british food standerds agency, HN customs and revenue and sir Ashley Harriot.Thank you for your co-operativeration A++++++++++++++++++++

for and on behalf of Peter stringfellow and beerintheevening administrations
Sterling_Buckingham - 3 Jan 2012 15:32
Hi Lads. Don't go in here, one of the dancers gave my friend an STD and now his cock is covered in warts, it looks like a pizza (allegedly). If you're in the area lads and want a good time, why not head over to my house? A 2 minute drive, go to 1 Small Profits, Yalding, Kent TN12 ABJ and ask for Matty. Sorry guys only at this time, strictly no women allowed.

See you there,
Matty xoxoxo

scirocco - 31 Dec 2011 14:38
Does this establishment allow group discounts? Maybe 90p in the glass perhaps?
viscount - 8 Sep 2011 12:30
Hello,
We have taken a few stag groups to this pub on the way up to London and the guys love it, it only costs a minium of a pound and the girls work very hard. Well worth a visit. from Mark oasislimos.com

oasislimos - 13 Apr 2010 01:11
this pub now has erotic dancers in on wednesday thursday friday and saturday nights no extra cost. only a pound in the glass
pubgod - 16 Dec 2007 21:17
Has a resident cockerel popular with patrons - see BBC.co story February 18, 2005
Violet Lavendar - 18 Feb 2005 22:16

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