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No longer Flares. The gay couple who bought the Duke of York and turned it into a shirtlifters pub have bought what was Flares. It's called Boogie Nights now. It is to be fair a straight persons club still with plenty of swamp donkeys and mingers on offer especially at the weekends. If you like women with genitals like a wizards sleeve this is the place for you. There is a half decent smoking area down past the bogs. Expect to see drunken males embracing ugly women twice their age, vigorously feeding the toothless gibbon.

In days of old whilst it was Flares it did me proud for female fluid receptacles when I was feeling a bit full. Better than knocking one out anyway.

Sunday night is tail-gunners night though so be careful. The pound coin on the mens bogs floor is superglued...they'll be in like Flynn matey. Lol.
Seafarer1966 - 17 Sep 2009 14:11
Fair, retro-themed club/bar with the usual array of crappy nitro keg "beer" and spirits/bottles.

The music is ok if it's your sort of thing.

The other comments pretty much some up the clientel that frequent this place.

"Grab a granny night" is often associated here.
goalman2000 - 30 May 2009 11:33
Seriously dodgy bar, brings to mind a certain bar scene from Star Wars due to the ropey characters hanging out inside.
Lots of slappers (male and female) looking to pull so be sure your beer goggles are firmly in place before entering. For extra peace of mind call your granny beforehand and confirm she ain't in there.......
Also be warned if you happen to visit with an attractive female friend as I did; every time you go to the toilet she'll be approached by various wannabe lotharios smothered in cheap aftershave, not a pleasant experience!
anonymous - 1 May 2006 12:37
This place is a total pile of shit, i went their on a night out with my mate the people who it gets in are just wrong the women are loose (even more loose when you get them a drink)

The dj is a complete dick who needs to get the sack!!!!

One of the worst places in derby!

The best night out for a saturday night is yates at the top of town its cheap and the music is good

So forget flares its complete shit!!!
mr_happygeezer - 6 Feb 2006 16:28
FLARES IS WHERE I MET MY FIANCE GREAT 70'S AND 80'S MUSIC
anonymous - 5 Feb 2006 17:37
Great place if your name is Wayne Rooney. Grab-a-granny and pissed up slappers. A shame really as Flares places can be a good laugh, sadly this one attracts the wrong crowd.
monteh - 22 Nov 2005 18:13
nasty nasty nasty place. Full of "lose women" and pissed up chav's. not a nice place.
Rossbaby - 23 Sep 2005 14:45
Fantastic place " Home to a Lady"
OldDave - 20 Mar 2005 20:46
its a nightclub which plays 70's & 80's music , its a good night out
MANDY MAGUIRE - 5 Jan 2005 17:40

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