The Crown Hotel, Chertsey

"Wow where am I, I thought this leap would be the leap home, where am I Al?"

"well according to Ziggy, this is the Crown Hotel/pub in Chertsey, it's 2011."
"ok Al, but what the heck am I am doing here?"
"Easy Sam.... Gushie is still calibrating the data... But according to Ziggy, (al gives Ziggy a tap) there's an 83% chance you ate here to stop a disaster happening in this pub!
"Gee Whiz."
"he's not sure, it could be to stop a go0ner from shouting at the tv, thus causing the famous 2011 chertsey riot, destroying half the town and killing 285 humans and 12 pikeys.. Or it could be to stop a local man called Paleface taking two Um Bongos home and starting a special Shine commune, it eventually overpowers most of England in 2016...called Black Diamond Dawn.
"Gee whiz Al, that sound terrible."
"Sure does Sam.... But the most likely reason that you are here is to find a group called the goonies and reform the famous best ever pub quiz team, consisting of Ebdon, Cashmere, elphick, el Spic, poormans wenger and the crunt. They eventually become 2012 world champions.
"Oh boy!!!"
Quantum leap is not filmed in front of a studio audience.

11 Jan 2011 21:22