I'm a frisky old man, who loves women about 80 years younger. got a little todger, but load of dosh.

I lied about the todger.

I recieved a message on this wonderful webpage the other day which read, "Whats it like to be a 100 years old, but still have the sex drive of a 20 yr old" my reply was "Bend over and i'll show you".

Keep drinking the Guiness and you'll be as old and frisky as me.