The Crown Hotel, Chertsey

Hunt for Beer, I'm glad you managed to find time from playing with yourself watching Britains got talent to post another quite offensive review about a fantastic pub.

Put down the bucket of Simpsons for one minute and smell the coffee

The crown is the best pub in Chertsey!!

I came here for a James Bond themed evening here the other night and had the time of my life. Big Tony was dressed as oddjob! It looked fantastic although a little more fake tan next time Tone !!! Hahahahaha.
There were some other fantastic characters including a Richard Kiel lookalike although I'm not sure he was there for the Bond night!

I even got lucky at the end of the night! There was some older sort sitting at the bar.. To be fair she looked more Roger Moore than Pussy Galore but I still decided to take her home and smash The Living Daylights out of her!

Tony... 10 out of 10 son ! Hunt For Beer... I'm removing your licence to kill a fantastic pub!

17 May 2012 15:56