The Star and Garter, Leamington Spa

The primary cause of Leamington Spa's segregated social ecosystem is the yuppies. Leamington is sufficiently riddled with enough eateries and drinkeries to keep every nouveau riche family suitably stuffed. For this reason, I ask why, oh why, oh why, did the cumbersome prats of 'The Rose and Crown' in Warwick decide that Leamington Spa required another such a hell hole?

Stepping my foot in the door proved too much. The thoroughly gauche interior gave me an immediate migraine, accentuating the sterile and pompous atmosphere. The heads of the blonde, pucker lipped nimbies turned towards me in disgust, ushering their husband to quickly pay the bill. Children began to cry. I didn't want a free lunch anymore, I just wanted to go home

12 Oct 2012 13:52