The De Burgh Arms, West Drayton

If you'd like to experience what it would be like after a nuclear war, then this is the place to come! Most of the people who frequent this establishment appear to have been experimented on by aliens and have had lobotomies. The decor appears to origonal to when the pub opened (around 300 years ago) and the jukebox still accepts groats and farthings. If you're looking for something a little extra to pep you up for the weekend, then why not seek out one of the many friendly local "self-employed pharmacists" for a cheeky prescription to get you through.
To be honest, you'd be better off getting some Meths from Boots and sitting on a bench at the station.

13 Apr 2014 10:20