Gatehouse, Chichester

Dear Manager

I went to your bar and did everything right.

I wore my new tracksuit and a (highly polished) pair of Reebok Classics. I adorned my neck and hands in Argos Ice and gelled my hair forward. I even went to lengths of allowing my friend to blacken my eye 2 weeks prior to my visit, yet as I tried to get in the doormonkeys advised me -

"not tonight"

What's a girl got to do?

4 Feb 2006 11:22

The Kings Head, Chichester

Wow - the food here is excellent.

4 Feb 2006 11:15

The Ship Hotel, Chichester

The food here is dreadful.

The bar makes you feel out-of-place but the friendly staff do their best to dampen the stale atmosphere.

4 Feb 2006 11:09