The Kings Tun, Kingston Upon Thames

I've got that friday feeling that I'm about to get seriously tanked tonight. That pretty boy Mike on the door better watch his peachy, firm, well rounded ass- I might just pinch it!

25 Mar 2011 19:38

The Kings Tun, Kingston Upon Thames

And another thing- the guys at the Kings Tun know how to serve up a bottle of Beck's. Its an art form, I got served a couple of exquisitely cold beauty's the other day whilst my long time wing man Brian knocked back a blinding pint of Ruddles to the Best. Enough to make a grown man melt, so I slip them some sweeties every now and again as a gesture of our appreciation. What an establishment!

22 Mar 2011 00:28

The Kings Tun, Kingston Upon Thames

Good lord.

I can picture you all now; Big bellied, bushy bearded, red faced kitted out in your millets gear. You tarts are just waiting to unleash your 'witty' remarks about an amusingly named Ale we haven't heard a hundred times over, before you're lard arse waddles in for a pint of REAL beer. Do me a favour.

The smell of sick comes from most of you old farts' lack of basic hygiene. That or the fact most of you were never potty trained as minors, seeing as after a few pints of Ruddles Best finest puddle water most of you cant seem to aim your sphincter for number 2's, let alone number 1's.
So take your William Webb Ellis and swivel on it, you low lifes.

14 Mar 2011 00:25