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Yh its a nice lookin pub, went there with a girl. Bla, blah in me ear all night, wants me to open the boneyard on her.
I go to check out toilet and pretend to have a leek, fella next me farts and reckons he done it out of his cock. How is that possible? Ive only gone mad at him and told him get out.
Boned missus in woods nearby instead, boshed out a chug good n proper!
29 Jan 2016 14:08
The Duke of Wellington, Bourton on the Water
Visited when I was seein a bird from up this way. Yeah, she got boned ha ha. PROPER BONEYARD.
Did I say to you abaht it?
21 Jan 2016 14:43
Was here a while back, got stuck into a few pints of Devils Backbone which was a nice drop.
Gone to the bogs for a piss and proper fired one out, fella next ta me says "thats the loudest piss ive ever heard''. Big fart at the end, was not sure if fella was a gay. I'm not, you should hear my loud piss!
21 Jan 2016 14:29
Opened up the boneyard here in the upstairs bog, fella selling after shav downstairs.
Yeah, missus fanny got OWNED that night. Careful, or ill bone your bird an all.
20 Jan 2016 17:52
Shabby sheek, I think they call it.
All I know is I chucked my bird a serious LENGTH in the bogs. Proper geezers boshing.
Wallop!
20 Jan 2016 17:47
Went here with the missus on a night out in town, nowt special.
Stayed in a hotel nearby, missus got A PROPER BONING WHEN I GOT HER HOME.
7/10 for the boning
4/10 for the pub
20 Jan 2016 17:38
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Ye Old Mitre, Holborn
Went here for a beer one friday evening, one of the oldest pubs in London I was told. Had a good drink, maybe 7-8 pints? Yeah, thats what I sayed.
Got taking to a group of girls, one giving me the glad eye all night. Gets talking to her, one thing leads to another and I’ve only banged her in the gents! Proper opened up the boneyard on her.
What a racket! Nice pint of Broadside.
17 Feb 2016 17:21