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The Defector's Weld, Shepherds Bush

Bowl of chips for �18? Crikey, you've been had mate.

This pub is quite nice. Full of bbc people, you get the occasional braying twonk but is still a nicer atmosphere than most other places in the blighted Bush.

26 Apr 2007 16:38

Woodies, New Malden

Farewell, then, Chloe. The place won't be the same without you.

12 Mar 2007 20:22

The Royal Court Tavern, Sloane Square

Bar staff were rude and dismissive, was charged �3.50 for a half of (flat) lemonade and a cup of tea (no milk - only UHT). Freezing cold. Empty, yet smoky, somehow.

Never, ever, ever go to this pub.

23 May 2005 17:21

The Duke of Cambridge, New Malden

It's going to become a Drive Through Doughnut emporium. It opens on May 5th, so you can buy a bucketload while you consider who to vote for.

3 May 2005 15:54

The Fountain, New Malden

I went here recently for the first time in years. I felt the life-force ebbing from my veins. I shan't visit again, until the Korean food festival...

28 Apr 2005 14:38

The Alexandra, Wimbledon

I was shocked at the crappiness of the food, ridiculously expensive and you don't get a lot for your money. Also, �2.60 for a pint of lemonade is taking the piss.

4 Apr 2005 16:03

The Canterbury Arms, Brixton

Erm, I meant pub, rather than club. Obviously.

22 Mar 2005 12:54

The Canterbury Arms, Brixton

Wonderful old dive of a club, and has a top indie/soul night on in the back room every month ('how does it feel to be loved?'), which is incongruous but works.

22 Mar 2005 12:53

The Hogarth, Teddington

Was full of confused locals who didn't really understand the awful new tables and chairs. I didn't fully understand them either.

They did have Jack Frost on tap, though, and the staff were friendly. Just a shame it's so bland inside.

22 Mar 2005 12:51

The Mallard, Teddington

Drab and depressing.

22 Mar 2005 12:49

Woodies, New Malden

The quiz needs to be sorted out, I quite agree, it's a bit cack these days. Yes, the pub is far, far too smoky. Still love it, though.

21 Mar 2005 18:50

The Nellie Dean of Soho, Soho

Great pub, particularly upstairs, which no-one seems to know about. Though, echoing the previous comment, they probably will now.

Me & my other half got our arses kicked at pool by a couple of non-husters last Saturday. The four pint rule doesn't seem to work for me any more.

Oh, and the jukebox is a bit knackered, and hardly ever bothers to play what you lovingly suggest it plays. Avoid.

9 Feb 2005 16:36

Woodies, New Malden

Has anyone heard the Woodies adverts on Radio Jackie? "Step into another world", indeed. I never thought they'd actually advertise the place. They must be in trouble. I hope it survives, though, because the new landlord/lady is/are very nice, and the staff are now actually friendly, which is a shocking change, one I'm still coming to terms with. Woodies has reclaimed its mantle as best pub in New Malden.

4 Jan 2005 17:55

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